
Hello! Just a quick post to post our poster. Yes it’s out for printing and will soon be appearing in your area.
Find out more about the play here
And booking is OPEN – for details click here
Our next production rehearsals are already underway – but what’s it to be? Read on…

Coming this November 13th, 14th, 15th 2025
THE CEMETERY CLUB by Ivan Menchell
Ring a bell for some of you? We first performed this delightful comedy fourteen years ago when it was enjoyed by all and we decided that we would like to bring a new production of it to our current audiences (and also give the opportunity to those who enjoyed it the first time around to see it once again with a new cast.)
First performed on Broadway in the 1990s it remains timeless as a comedy about life and moving on.
What’s it about? Don’t be put off by a title with the word cemetery in it. This is not a morbid or depressing play, far from it. The Cemetery Club features pathos, comedy and some great, fast-paced, witty one-liners that will entertain you with a great night out.
In the area of Queens, New York, three Jewish widows and lifelong friends meet once a month for tea before going to visit their husbands’ graves. Ida is sweet tempered and ready to begin a new life, Lucille is a feisty embodiment of the girl who just wants to have fun, and Doris is priggish and judgemental. When Sam the butcher meets the widows whilst visiting his wife’s grave, relationships and routines begin to change…
And the good news is that you can book your seats now. Simply click here for details. For those of you who prefer to reserve your seats with a season ticket then your usual Newsletter is on its way – but if you can’t wait simply contact our ticket secretary Julie at any time.
What about the May play?
The May play will be a comedy by Richard Harris called
PARTY PIECE
Put it in your calendar – May 14th 15th 16th 2026
We’ll tell you more about it the next posts (or for a preview go to our What’s On page by clicking here )
It’s getting to that time when we announce our new productions for 2025-2026 and we have been working through that process for some weeks.
WHAT DOES CHOOSING A PLAY INVOLVE?
The Petuaria Players pride themselves in striving to put on productions that are as professional as a small amateur group can achieve, an aim that many in our audiences will agree we often attain.
That is one of the criteria that informs us during our process of choosing plays but there are others that make the task surprisingly challenging.
We have a database of almost 200 plays that we have read, reviewed or performed over the years and in addition a limited number of us search out new productions that fit our criteria. That can be difficult, often working only on a synopsis and some reviews before deciding which ones to risk purchasing at around £12-£15 per script in order to read the full text (libraries are not what they were).
For the producers who carry out the selection task all the candidate plays need to be read, characters considered against our available actors and an assessment of whether the set can be constructed within our traditional stage area. A time consuming job.
But the selection process for candidate plays is complex – we need to try and hit a number of requirements;

SOME OF THE SELECTION CRITERIA
It’s a tearing-out-hair task that is a difficult balancing act involving compromises and a mix of excitement and disappointment for the members – hopefully more of the former if we get it right.
That is all behind the scenes. For our audiences all we hope you see is a yet another season of wonderful plays.
More news soon…
No, not us this time but we think you should know that our friends at the Cave Players are presenting a Murder Mystery Evening this September in our usual venue, Elloughton Brough Village Hall.
REMAINS OF MURDER is an entertaining murder mystery where you and your team need to work out whodunnit and possibly win the prize. Bring your own food and drink, enter the raffle and have a great time for just £10 per person.
NOTE: booking for this event is via the number shown below.
